On the mall today

Mom took me (and my caregiver) to the mall today.  She bought me a pointed pink princess hat, a pink blouse and a pink sweater to go over it.  I hate pink.  MY favorite color is BLUE.  I agreed to having the top part of my body in pink for when I go to book signings, libraries or elementary schools to share the books I have written. I might even get my picture in the paper.  I guess a quad who writes children's books is newsworthy.  Whatever. Since my first 4 books were all about princesses, I figured I would play the part of a princess.  Princesses wear pink...except in MY books.  In MY books, Princess Ava always wears a BLUE dress!  At least my pants will be blue....